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Pig
"Hey kids, I'm Ava Lanche. You might have seen me around. In the Fall, Winter, and Spring, I live on Pork Avenue, and in the Summer, I'm in Newpork. I like Pork Avenue better, because I live close to Porcina Porphyry. She's so far away when I go to Newpork. The best musical I've ever seen is A Chorus Swine... and I could never get sick of the book The Three Little Pigs. I'm so scared of that wolf!"
Pet Name: Avalanche
Real Name: Ava Lanche
BFF: Porcina Porphyry
Pet Peeve: "This place is a pigsty!" Like, no kidding.
Best Book: Hint: Three Main Characters, all Little. There’s a Wolf. Big. Bad. Let me know...
Best Musical: A Chorus Swine
Best Play: Hamlet
Best Ballet: Swine Lake
Address: Fall/Winter/Spring: Pork Avenue; Summer: Newpork
$7.49
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